Department of Illegal Activities

Department of Illegal Activities conducts business worldwide promoting fraud, corporate accounting mishaps, wars, outsourcing to aliens, identity thefts, money laundering and price fixing. Our mission is only to promote, not to conduct the illegal activities. The Department does not take responsibility for those poor souls who actually engage in illegal activities. Evil Cartel supports punishing those who conduct illegal activities by outsourcing them to the black hole.
  • Fraud
  • Wars
  • Alien Outsourcing
  • Identity Thefts
  • Price Fixing
  • Hostile Takeovers
  • Corrupt Exec Placement
  • Planting Moles
  • Mock Competition
  • Software
  • Technology
  • Fashion
  • Vehicles
  • Media/Music
  • Agriculture
  • Many others...
  • NSA Magazine
  • NSA Dating Service

Department Activities Include:

Fraud Committing fraud, defaulting on contractual obligations, launching investigations of fraud, money laundering and more...
Wars Launching wars, fights, brawls, fist-to-fists, yelling matches on random people, companies, countries or other locations.
Alien Outsourcing Outsourcing of jobs, tasks, manufacturing of various products, and other things to aliens.
Identity Thefts Stealing or borrowing identities, and/or exposing identify thefts
Price Fixing Fixing prices of products within many industries

 

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