Department of No Strings Attached (NSA)

Department of No Strings Attached conducts business worldwide, offering its two core services, NSA Magazine and NSA Dating Service.
  • Fraud
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  • Price Fixing
  • Hostile Takeovers
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  • Planting Moles
  • Mock Competition
  • Software
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  • Media/Music
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  • Many others...
  • NSA Magazine
  • NSA Dating Service

Department of NSA

NSA Magazine
Collection of Evil Cartel qualified sites, snipets, jokes, and other content online.
NSA Dating Service The only dating service for no strings attached dating, where each relationship ends with an evil breakup. The more evil the breakup stories are, the more points a person earns towards second dates, and qualifies a person to be hired by the Evil Cartel.

 

 

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