Department of Random Products

Department of Random Products launches new products within any industry where it sees a need without market research or any regards to existing competition. It's simple mission is to innovate new products in every industry that can improve the lives of people, especially those who join the Evil Cartel.
  • Fraud
  • Wars
  • Alien Outsourcing
  • Identity Thefts
  • Price Fixing
  • Hostile Takeovers
  • Corrupt Exec Placement
  • Planting Moles
  • Mock Competition
  • Software
  • Technology
  • Fashion
  • Vehicles
  • Media/Music
  • Agriculture
  • Many others...
  • NSA Magazine
  • NSA Dating Service

Department of Random Products may innovate new products in any of the following industries:

Software, Technology, Automobiles, Fashion, Media/Music, Agriculture, Real Estate, Healthcare, Financial Services, Entertainment, Restaurant, Biotech/Pharmaceuticals

 

210 East 13th Street, New York, NY 10003 tel: 609•945•5407 www.evilcartel.com